I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
