He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
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