hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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