Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
I might be the strongest willed bouncer ever. Earlier tonight a girl flashed me trying to get in. I just replied "Sorry I'm gay", she believed me and left.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
Randomize
