Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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