I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
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