you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
This house was built for laser tag.
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
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