Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
Who wears a wallet chain?!
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
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