Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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