her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
You're like the curious george of whores
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
Randomize
