Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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