This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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