Remember that time I came into your room after taking a muscle relaxant and we argued about what state has the longest coastline?
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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