No subtext here. People are naked.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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