i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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