So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
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