It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
I'm having to shit out rocks
Randomize
