So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
So it turns out there are pros and cons to having a broken wrist. Pro: I can give amazing blowjobs with my left hand. Con: I just had to open a packet of crisps with scissors.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
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