The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
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