belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
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