it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
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