He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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