i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
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