he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
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