Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
The only birthday messages I got from men were from my 8th grade boyfriend and the bouncer at our bar. I think I'm doing something wrong in life.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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