What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
that's an acceptable place to lick
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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