i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
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