Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
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