Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
Woke up in a pool of alcohol sweat. Probably could wring out my sheets and make a decent cocktail.
I feel like one of those toads that you lick to get high or find a prince.... cept when you lick me you find a drunk whore.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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