It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
I know i'm drunk when the "men" sign on the bathroom sounds chinese
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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