it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
Randomize
