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you win
haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
You should frame my arrest warrant.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
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