i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
After tacos, we're chasing women.
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
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