I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
I told him I would only take his calls if he was dead, dying, capturing a midget, or buying me shots.
I stand by my new policy.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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