I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
Randomize
