Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
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