we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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