ugly people sure do ruin things
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
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