Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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