I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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