I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
Randomize
