Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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