David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
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