just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
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