I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
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