operation harelip BJ is a go
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
And then the night went full on bisexual.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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