I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I just woke up under a kitchen table with my sandals taped to my feet and a corona bottle taped to my hand..
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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