i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
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