Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
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