she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
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