I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
Randomize
