You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
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