Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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